My New Motto, from the genuis mind of Mark E. Rogers

"Glory's going to stick to us whether we like it our not," Shiro said, "so we might as well be comfortable with it. We have to be honest about this. We're two fearsome studs. Someday they'll have to make a movie about us. A real gory one, like those samurai flicks back home. You know, the ones where the blood's bright orange, and it squirts out forty feet - "

"Shiro, I've shed a great deal of blood," Tomokato said. "And I've never seen it squirt out forty feet."

"Well, maybe you haven't," Shiro conceded. "But it is a splendid effect, isn't it?"

Tomokato made no reply. Still, deep in his heart, he knew the kitten spoke the truth.