This is SO cool.

I just downloaded software so I can write stuff in Chinese. Now I can write totally grammatically incorrect things in a language I hardly know! yay!

你好！我叫Sophie， 我没有汉语名子， 可是星期四，Zhao (I don't know how he spells it in Chinese) 老师给我一个名子。我工作在他家。我有三个东西：他们不是狗可是我不知道怎么说 "cat"；我的老师不喜欢他们。他是狗的人. (我说一个太不好的东西吗？我要说，他喜欢狗。)昨天我说，我不很喜欢狗。他很不高兴！ 我们的棵是〇块，可是他要吃饭。常常她问我，你有没有男朋友？可是他不喜欢美国人, 是 ok!

Well that's enough of that. Want to know what I (think I) said? it's super lame...

"Hi! My name is Sophie. I don't have a Chinese name, but on Thursday Professor Zhao will give me a name. I work at his house.
I have three things: they are not dogs but I don't know how to say "cat"; my teacher doesn't like them. He's a "dog person." （Am I saying a very bad thing? I want to say, he likes dogs.) Yesterday I said I didn't much like dogs. He was very unhappy! Our class is 0 dollars, but he wants a meal. He often asks me, do you have a boyfriend? But he doesn't like Americans, it's OK!"

This is awesome.